I braved Target today (with four children and LOTS of shopping mobs) to buy a couple of birthday gifts. We found a really cute Hello Kitty diary set for Julia's friend and I thought it was a great gift. We were almost to the cash registers when Julia made it clear that she did not agree. She could be heard loudly saying, and I quote,
"I don't want to give my friend diarrhea! She already has a diarrhea and I don't want to give her another diarrhea!"
Yes, shopping with children is most certainly at the top of my list titled "things worse than getting your upper lip waxed". (Not that I've ever done that. I'm just guessing on that one.)