Saturday, January 31, 2009
Oh No You Didn't Girlfriend! (to be said with attitude and snaps)
Last night I was enjoying a luxurious scratching and rubbing session from Julia - according to her, she went to "scratching school and rubbing school". It's not so unbelievable if you've ever been on the receiving end of one of these sessions! She's pretty good!
On to the story. She decided at one point to scratch my legs. She pulled up the bottoms of my pant legs, yet stopped scratching as soon as she started. She leaned in for a closer look and said, "Wow girl, you need to get rid of all these hairies on your legs! These look like boy legs! Daddy's legs look like this, but yours aren't supposed to."
The sad thing is, you'd think I would have shaved last night.
Do keep in mind that 1) it's the dead of winter here so my legs haven't' seen the light of day in quite some time, and 2) my husband has been gone for four weeks now so who really cares?