It should be legal to speed if you meet the following criteria:

• You have 4 or more children in your car
• You are the only adult in the car with aforementioned children
• One of your children has a friend with them (which means yelling has to be kept to a minimum)
• Your 3 week old screams non-stop
• Your 17 month old is covering her ears, crying for your 3 week old to be quiet
• Your 4 year old and 7 year old are telling knock knock jokes and pulling fingers with their friend
• All the older children think it would be funny to imitate the 3 week old baby crying
• Veggie Tales music is blasting on the speakers to make the crying stop or to at least drown it out (neither one worked)
  
• Your sole purpose is to go through the drive through at McDonalds

Don't you think speeding would be ok if someone were to meet all of that criteria???